Smart glasses with all the "smart" surgically removed. One job: look at a human, instantly classify them as Angel or Devil. Accuracy not guaranteed. Family gatherings not recommended.
Two categories. No nuance. Nuance was a premium feature we cut.
Works especially well at Thanksgiving. We are not liable for the fallout.
Proprietary sensor array. Also just vibes, honestly.
Titanium frame. Emotional damage not included in warranty.