Headphones engineered for one purpose: remove you from a conversation you were never invested in, and relocate you deep into a thought that will not help you either. Noise cancelling. Life cancelling.
Cancels the sound of your coworker's "quick thought" mid-meeting.
Enough charge to survive a whole family dinner. Barely.
Generates increasingly pointless internal monologue, on demand.
Gentle buzz when someone says your name three times, worried.